Welcome to Shushi Bob's Webpage!

For anybody who doesn't know, this is a ferret. I want one but some ass hole made them illegal to have one in California because they think that domestic ferrets will run away and endanger the natural wildlife. My dad wouldn't let me have one anyway. Every other state allows people to have them except California. Other than that, Cali rules.

I like disney stuff. I gots lots of disney graphics from The Disney Picture Archive The mad hatter is cool. I act like him sometimes. Alright, I act like him most of the time. Somebody spiked his tea. I dont think anything that I dranked was spiked, but Surge makes me hyper!

That is Blue Butt from Lion King. Anjali, my bestest friend, calls him that cuz his butt is blue. I think his mother ate some poisonous berries when she was pregnant with him. He is funny lookin'.

I think this toll looks cool. His name is Parin. I have nothing else to say about him.

If the stuff on this site makes no FRICKEN sense to you, it probably doesn't probably make sense to anyone else, even US.

*o* This is Carl the kookie Koala.

'O' This is Plain Jane.

� This is big mouthed Bob.

� This is drooling Dave.

*�* Fat faced Froll.

:^� Marvin with Mumps.

Those is my cute little charachters :).

Were not gonna make it oh no were not A barbie girl in a barbie world life is pissing the night away he drinks a I just wanna fly put your arms around millions of peaches, peaches for free, free falling head over feet don't be surprised if you wanna be my lover you have got to give cause I'm just a girl in the sweet sweet fantasy baby you make me wanna be the one sweet day and I know you're shinning down on heaven heaven what can I do oh when your in the navy you can cats in cradle and it's the end of the world as we know it and I feel that I'm here to remind you of the circle of life and it moves us all that she wants is another baby she's gone tomorrow tomorrow I'll love you tomorrow your only a drip drip drip goes the water take me to a place where she said Do you suffer from long term memory loss, I gonna call you back walkin in the spiderwebs leave a message and THE END.

That was a nice little thing of mixed up songs. It was fun to make. You shouls try it.

Those are microscopic particles

This is about my seventh grade science teacher who was always waving ner arms in the air and drinking coffee. She said many annoying, conflicting and hypocritical things. She would say to always write your name on your paper unless she told you not to. The next day she would yell at you for wasting time by putting your name on the paper, and then make you waste more "vlass time" to erase it. It might help to know that I got all "A"'s.

Did you KNOW that some person who THINKS their an A student doesn't have the BRAINS to get out their PENCIL and write down what I am saying! Anyway, I was squishing and leaping on the bog when all of a sudden a RATTLESNAKE jumped up and caught me and RIPPED (Excuse me, I need more coffee) "SLURP " me open and ATE my insides. Now, it just so happens that this snake had itsy bitsy MICROSCOPIC PARTICLES crawling all over its skin. Here are some PICTURES of MICROSCOPIC PARTICLES. This book has really CRUMMY pictures, but THIS one has REALLY COOL pictures. Well, after that, Bob, we will all wait until you decide to look up here. Now this is very important information and it would be very bad if you loose it. Jane, you are waisting time by writing your name on your paper. I never told you to do that. The snake also had some VIRUSES that were deadly to SCORPIONS and TURANTULAS and many kinds of BACTERIA. Jane, by touching with your pencil, you are forcing me to stop and waste the classes time.

If you have any retarded teacher stories please e-mail them to me.

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This is Mr. Bump the Russian. He drives a top of the line 2B sports pipe. It can go at a mind boggling rate of 27 miles per 73 minutes. Now who really gives a @#%*. He is on the way to the Emporor Schlapesknoblachinschlereperbutt V grand root beer chuging fest with a grand prize of a lifetime supply of weenie's and dill pickles.

Me thinks this is a perty pikshur.

Thats all for now. Feel free to download any images you want. To download an image clik on it with your right mouse button. Then drag to Save image as... Then Save it under whatever you want wherever you want. I like Aerosmith. Now that I got that in I say goodbye.